This is the uniform of anyone who’s ever pitched with bold energy and a broken spreadsheet. Founder Math is the unofficial language of early-stage entrepreneurs—equal parts logic, luck, and delusional optimism. It’s not always accurate, but it is consistent: underestimate the timeline, overestimate the outcome, and go all in anyway.
Wear this when you're bootstrapping, pre-revenue, or trying to make payroll with sheer willpower. It won't fix your cash flow, but it will make your cofounder laugh.
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100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
Product Features:
Side-seamed. Classic fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
Crafted from our incredibly soft, proprietary Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this Tee is a daily essential built for comfort, with a smooth surface.
Materials and Care:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 singles.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry on low or hang dry to preserve life of garment. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Do not bleach.
Size Chart:
Size |
Chest to Fit |
Small |
34" - 37" |
Medium |
38" - 41" |
Large |
42" - 45" |
X-Large |
46" - 49" |
2X-Large |
50" - 53" |
3X-Large |
54" - 57" |
4X-Large |
58" - 61" |
5X-Large |
62" - 65" |